17 January 2021

Perrin Lovett: Brought to You by the Letter “D”

 Greetings, Piedmontites! The National Affairs may continue after next week, once we know whether it’s a military counter-coup or a police state with years of civil war. You’ll have fun either way! For now, let’s look at your recent runoff election. We’ll do it in a “TL;DR,” Sesame Street-friendly fashion.


D = Democrats


Congratulations to Rev. Warnock, Mr. Ossoff, and especially to Georgia’s next governor, Stacey Abrams. Blue Wave. Etc. Selma Montgomery built a masterful machine and steered it to perfect execution. Kudos, lady.


D = Demographics


Not many will admit it or understand it, and I have no assurance (or concern) that this column will even run as written, but the reason for the “Red” to “Blue” shift has less to do with politics and more to do with the rapidly-evolving demographic composition of the Peach State. Not that most of you will look at it, but the forthcoming Census Report for 2020 should explain everything. 


D = Dominion


While it was undoubtedly on standby for emergency adjustments, I do not think the system was needed due to the above-listed reason(s).


D = Democracy


Our Republic! Muh Constitution! Magic dirt! Newt wrote something utterly stupid for the Washington Times about the excuses. LOL!


D =  Deuteronomy


Positing, for a smooth analogy, David Perdue as a mental child, you have, wisely or unwittingly, traded the rule of woman and child (Isaiah) for the rule of foreigners (Deuteronomy). Say Awoman!


D = Destiny


The future belongs to those who show up for it. The Posterity was and is a no-show.


See also: Denial, Delusion, Decline, Derp, and DAMN!

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